*M: "They put leaves on my plate!" She was very disgusted at the restaurant we went to because there was lettuce on her plate.

*Madelyn had been complaining of a tummyache so I told her she must have caught a bug. She said, "Yeah. There's a bee in my tummy."

*M: "I love you."
G: "I love you, too."

*G: "Did you play with this bag when you were a kid?
Me: "Yes."
G: "Man. That was years and years ago!"